A state trooper had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand printed sign which read, “Radar Trap Ahead”. The officer also found the boy’s friend down the road with a sign that read, “Tips” and a bucket of money.
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $500 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of a $500 note. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
A woman got pulled over for speeding.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Oh. Then may I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
Woman: Can’t do that either.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I kidnapped the owner, tied him up and stuffed him in the trunk, if you want to take a look.
The Officer looked at the woman, slowly backed away and called for back-up. Within minutes, another police car roared up to the site. A Senior Officer stepped out and approached the woman, clasping his gun in both hands.
Senior Officer: Ma’am, can you step out of your vehicle please?
The woman stepped out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem, Sir?
Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and kidnapped the owner.
Woman: Kidnapped the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, can you open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opened the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car, Ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The Senior Officer was stunned.
Senior Officer: One of my officers claimed that you don’t have a driver’s license.
The woman dig into her handbag, pulled out a license and handed it to the Senior Officer, who examined it. He looked puzzled.
Senior Officer: Thank you Ma’am. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you kidnapped and tied up the owner.
Woman: I bet he also lied about I was speeding too.