Little Johnny finally grows old and becomes Old Johnny. He is now 80 years old and having difficulties in memorizing things. Today, Old Johnny played Bridge with his other 3 old friends. After a while, one of his friends had the urge to go to the bathroom. But when his friend finished using the bathroom, he forgot the Bridge game and went home. Old Johnny and his other 2 friends waited for long time and decided to find their friend. But they forgot who their friend was.
Today, Old Johnny visited his brother and found that his brother was staying in the bathtub and having a cold shower . Old Johnny said, “It’s insane! Why are you having a cold shower in winter?” His brother replied, “There are some cold and flu tablets that will be expired soon.”
Old Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and started crying. His wife asked, “Did you have a nightmare?” Old Johnny replied, “Yes, I dreamed that I re-married again.” His wife said, “Then you should be happy, you always say you want to marry another woman.” Old Johnny said, “Yes, but when I lifted the bride’s veil, I saw it’s you again!” Pak! A slap in the face.