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Thoughts of the Kids

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A tourist arrived late at the golf course and had to take a young boy of 10 year old as caddie. The boy was tiny and knew next to nothing about the course or the game. And he spoke only 3 words of English.

But because of these 3 words, the tourist made the young boy his caddie for the rest of his stay. After each shot, regardless of the result, the young boy would stamp his foot and shout with feeling, “Damn good shot!”

A woman was deeply hurt by the behavior of her 15 year old son. Each time they went out together he would walk on ahead of her. Was he ashamed of her? One day she asked him.

“Oh Mom, no,” was his embarrassed reply. “It’s just that you look so young that I’m worried my friends will suspect I have a new girlfriend.”

A little girl went to her teacher one day and said, ”M’am, look at my paper!”

She showed her paper and every word in it was misspelled. The teacher looked at her and said, “Kid, I really like your paper – the margins are nice and neat, and your handwriting is clean and readable.”

The girl said, “Thank you M’am. I have really been working hard on it. Next time I’m going to work on my spelling.”

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