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New Meanings for Old Words

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Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor degree and a woman gains her Masters.

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest … except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A person who torments himself/herself during life to be wise.

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