One night a father overhead his son saying his prayers. “God bless Mummy and Daddy and Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa.”
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the grandfather died.
About a month later the father heard his son saying his prayers again. “God bless Mummy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.”
The next day the grandmother died. And the father was getting more than a little worried about the whole situation.
Two weeks later, the father once again overheard his son’s prayers. “God bless Mummy. Goodbye Daddy.”
The father nearly got a heart attack. He didn’t say anything, but got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed in all through lunch and dinner. Finally, after midnight, he went home. He was still alive.
When he got home, he apologised to his wife, “I am sorry, dear. I had a very bad day at work today.”
“You think you’ve had a bad day!?” the wife yelled. “The postman dropped dead at the front door this morning!”