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Divorced Barbie

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A man was driving home one evening when he realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and asked the store manager, “How much is the new Barbie in the window?”

The manager replied, “Which one? We have ‘Barbie goes to the Gym’ for $19.95. ‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95. ‘Barbie goes Shopping’ for $19.95. ‘Barbie goes to the Beach’ for $19.95. ‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95. And ‘Divorced Barbie’ for $375.”

“Why is ‘Divorced Barbie’ $375, when all the others are $19.95?” the man asked, surprised.

“Well, ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture.”

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