They’d been married for 25 years and were celebrating his 60th birthday. He was happily unwrapping his presents when he came upon a funny old brass lamp, and he gave it a bit of a rub with the tissue paper.
There was a puff of smoke and a genie appeared. “Because you’ve been such a loving couple all these years, I’ll give each of you one wish.”
The wife said, “Well, we’ve been so poor all these years. I’ve never been able to travel anywhere. I wish we could travel all over the world!”
The genie waved his hand and POOF! She had a handful of first-class tickets.
Now it was his turn. Pausing for a moment, he said, “Look, to be perfectly frank, I’d like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.”
And the genie waved his hand and POOF! He was 90!