- If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel.
- Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you agreed.
- Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time. While the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.
- All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them. But 5 missed calls from wife … surely …