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Funny Exam Answers

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch, dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* He sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, then how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

Q14. Suggest one reason why Miranda can’t see anything when she looks down her microscope.
* She is blind

Q15. Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term “hard water”.
* Ice

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