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Monkey in the Plane

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Once a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had an interview with him.

Officer: When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?
Monkey: Tying their belts.
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Saying hello! Good morning!
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Checking the system.
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Looking for my people.

Officer: After 10 minutes what were the travellers doing?
Monkey: Having beverages and snacks.
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Serving the travellers.
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering.
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Eating.

Officer: After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?
Monkey: Some were sleeping and some were reading.
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Make up.
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering.
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Nothing.

Officer: Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?
Monkey: All were sleeping.
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the air hostesses.
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering.

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