A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: Average, I guess.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, probably healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector: Color of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door …
Then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don’t worry sir ,,, We will find your car.