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Things My Mother Taught Me

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My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
“If you’re going to kill your sister, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!”

My mother taught me religion.
“You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me logic.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

My mother taught me more logic.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My mother taught me foresight.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me about the science of osmosis.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

My mother taught me about contortionism.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

My mother taught me about stamina.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

My mother taught me about weather.
“Your room looks as if a tornado went through it.”

My mother taught me about hypocrisy.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

My mother taught me the circle of life.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

My mother taught me about behaviour modification.
“Stop acting like your father!”

My mother taught me about envy.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

My mother taught me about anticipation.
“Just wait until we get home.”

My mother taught me medical science.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

My mother taught me humor.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My mother taught me how to become an adult.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

My mother taught me genetics.
“You’re just like your father.”

My mother taught me wisdom.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

My mother taught me about justice.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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