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In memory of Robin Williams’ passing, here are 10 of his greatest jokes.

  1. “If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?”
  2. “You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.”
  3. “The definition of pornography is quite simple. Erotic is using a feather, pornography is using the entire chicken.”
  4. “Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently — and for the same reasons.”
  5. “Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.”
  6. “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.”
  7. “You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.”
  8. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
  9. “Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table’s ready.’ ”
  10. “They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things. That’s like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.”

Source: news.com.au

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